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[POKERHELPER]

All crop circles are not fake...
Only some of them.
It takes an expert to distinguish a genuine extraterrestrial crop circle from a fake made with a board and a rope.
Real crop circles are caused by the corealis effect, combined with the conditions that can only exist when in the presence of ion propulsion engines.
So how do you tell the difference?
Telling the difference requires an ion flux disgronificator, which you can purchase for only $99.95 from our catalog. We also have the training error to become a certified cropcircle technician. Certification is required before you can get your own show on the Sci-Fi channel.
If you are a cute female, you can also trade one for a picture of your boobs.
Most guys who chase crop circles almost never get to see boobs, at least until they get a show on sci-fi, (then they get to see lots of them) so make sure you get certified today.
Live long and prosper...
May the force be with you...
The answer is out there...
Send those boob pictures!!!

[lemonwedgie]

[quote="POKERHELPER"]All crop circles are not fake...
Only some of them.
It takes an expert to distinguish a genuine extraterrestrial crop circle from a fake made with a board and a rope.
Real crop circles are caused by the corealis effect, combined with the conditions that can only exist when in the presence of ion propulsion engines.
So how do you tell the difference?
Telling the difference requires an ion flux disgronificator, which you can purchase for only $99.95 from our catalog. We also have the training error to become a certified cropcircle technician. Certification is required before you can get your own show on the Sci-Fi channel.
If you are a cute female, you can also trade one for a picture of your boobs.
Most guys who chase crop circles almost never get to see boobs, at least until they get a show on sci-fi, (then they get to see lots of them) so make sure you get certified today.
Live long and prosper...
May the force be with you...
The answer is out there...
Send those boob pictures!!! [/quote]

All crop circles are fake, the most fabulous hoax ever and people still buy into it ... and it seems to me the point of your post is to get some poor sucker to spend 99 bucks on something that lights up and makes noises - tut tut